

The single struggle of a serial monogamist
I don’t know what its like to be single Like wha? I’ve had a boyfriend since I was in the first grade, Craig and I used to sit across from each-other on the school bus and I'd write letters to him over the summer time and douse them in perfume and seal it with a kiss. We dated from first to fifth grade until my mother caught wind of it and made me break up with him, “you're too young to be worried about boyfriends enjoy being your age”, she said. And ruined my life! In my you